grislypit:

I ate a HEALTHY BREAKFAST I am READY for the world’s bullsjit! ! Don’t Fuck with me world I have already eaten three different fruits today and I am prepared to eat more fruits if the situation calls for it

nevver:

Stop playing with your food, Gaku

ruinedchildhood:

😭😍😭😍😭😍😭😍

nevver:

The New Yorker

softboycollective:

thebluelip-blondie:

my white protesters please remember that you’re rarely at the same risk we are when you stand up for what is right

I’m not gonna stop reblogging these reminders

missanniehall:

me @ myself

trevenant:

nateural:

rochejii:

My friend’s snapchat makes me want to throw my phone out the window

That’s only 9 carrots.

You ever tried to hold 14 goddamn full size carrots in one hand

Stay low key. Not everyone needs to know everything about you.

learningtoricochet:

killams:

becketts:

You gonna throw up or are you gonna smile?

HAS THERE EVER BEEN A MORE IMPORTANT VIDEO? NO

“Either in your Mercedes-Benz, which is gorgeous, or my pre-owned Acura Legend, which is alright.”

nanner:

Whoever is running her social media needs a fat fucking raise and possibly a parade.

clepse:

when you’re so stressed that you ascend into a new Hyperstressed State where you’re unsuitably chill